What Is Spam?

And What About All Of The Unwelcomed Phone Solicitations?

Ring.

Ring.

Your phone is either ringing and/or vibrating.

You do not recognize the number.

Now what you do next depends on “what kind-of-a if they call me today mood are you in.”

Is it one of those “press the button” days where you just press a button and let it continue ringing? You observe it to see if a voicemail is left.

If the person calling doesn’t leave a message, you ask yourself why the fuck the person is calling you (again) from the beginning. If this was some important shit or you knew me, then you would (should) leave a message.

You just might be in one of those moods where you pick the phone up with thoughts of how you were going to tell them off if… it depends on how they presented themselves when you answer the phone. But this time all you do is pick up the phone and then immediately change your mind, press the button, and lie it back down.

Now this feeling that you have when the phone rings, is that “I’m so sick of all these ass-holes calling me without my permission type moods”, which follows with some not-so-nice shit if the caller doesn’t RECOGNIZE when you let them down easy the first time. There are several different reactions or words that could follow next.

You can be nice and say something like this, “Excuse me Sir or Mam, but I’m not trying to be rude, I’m sorry but I still can’t (whatever the request was), but thank you anyway.” Then they come back with some shit like, “You have such a kind and giving heart and every little bit helps.” Clunk!

“Clunk” was you hanging the phone up on their monkey asses. Then you either think or mumble to yourself “shit I was trying to be nice.”

Oh, oh!

The phone rings this time and you are in one of those “I’m tired of these mothe*fucke*s calling my phone type moods”, and this is one of those times where you should not answer the phone. But, what the hell?

YUZE BOUT TA GIT YO ASS CUSSED SMACK DAB OUT! No Matter who the caller is.

Okay, there are exceptions to every rule. It depends on the caller and the message.

But for training purposes, we’ll say it’s a regular ordinary shit-head solicitor who doesn’t know how to take no for an answer even with you being extra nice to the person calling your phone.

Afterward, the conversation could take many different angles such as:

Mothe*fucke* can you understand plain and simple English or…

Which one did you not understand, the “n” or the “o”?

How many fuc*ing times do I have to tell your nagging ass to stop calling me?

When you get one of those latter responses for me it’s because I am just fed the fuck up.

Why do you continue to SPAM me?

Why do you invade my privacy without my permission?

Why do you have to cheat?

Why don’t you learn how to create your own email campaign and gather people’s information in the correct and legal way?

STOP CHEATING!

Stop surfing the net for anybody’s email address, phone number, or address so you can contact them. Do shit the right way.

If you get the least bit pissed about this article, then you just might be one of those annoying ass people.

I know there are many other people who feel the same way I do or worse by having their privacy violated.

Hey, if you can relate to anything in this article please feel free to show a little love, share similar experiences, or give advice on the subject matter. But if you feel it deep down inside, show your love with a clap or so, response, or follow me for future articles.

Now that I’ve gotten that off of my chest, I can chill.

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